The State of Umaghiesi Sabcho is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its absence of drug laws and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 28.344 billion Umaghiesi Sabchoans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Capital Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 6.0%.

The very strong Umaghiesi Sabchoan economy, worth a remarkable 1,041 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is quite specialized and led by the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Pizza Delivery. Average income is 36,750 betales, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 249,860 per year while the poor average 1,974, a ratio of 126 to 1.

Graffiti graces every city's streets, citizens recently voted in favour of declaring bubblewrap an 'abomination of nature', the government is avowedly atheist, and Umaghiesi Sabcho has designated Capital Heights as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, probably because of the absence of a police force. Umaghiesi Sabcho's national animal is the deer, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Umaghiesi Sabcho is ranked 260,799^th in the world and 7^th in Dhaka for Safest, scoring 12.61 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.